The Expendables

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, I THINK I JUST DIED AND WENT TO ACTION FLICK HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, so the plot is simple in this movie -.... Okay, so I don't know the plot, WHO NEEDS ONE!? Let's just rip a few things from IMDB, okay?


Directed by
Sylvester Stallone

Writing credits
(WGA)
Dave Callaham (screenplay) (as David Callaham)
Sylvester Stallone (screenplay)
Dave Callaham (story) (as David Callaham)

STARRING!!

Sylvester Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Dolph Lundgren
Eric Roberts
Randy Couture
Steve Austin
David Zayas
Giselle Itié
Terry Crews
Mickey Rourke
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Brittany Murphy
Danny Trejo
Charisma Carpenter
Gary Daniels


THERE IS NO WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL THAT THIS MOVIE CAN SUCK!! SLY STALLONE, AHNOLD, AND BRUCE WILLIS ALL IN THE SAME MOVIE?! DEAR GOD, THIS IS AMAZING!

And now, without FURTHER ADO!... THE TRAILER FOR THE EXPENDABLES!