THE END IS NIGH! STOCKPILE THE CHILDREN! PROTECT THE FOOD!
http://www.woi-tv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11379249&nav=menu115_2_9
(For those too lazy to click the link-
Man in Iowa City called a zombie, punched twice
Associated Press - October 25, 2009 10:24 AM ET
IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) - Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.
Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.)
I WARNED YOU! I WARNED YOU AAALL! NEXT TIME YOU WON'T BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE SOMEONE AS PREPARED AS ME TO SAVE YOU ALL! NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED!... I MEAN ME!
Obviously the man who punched the other one is an idiot. Everyone knows that you should never, ever, EVER!!!!!! Punch a zombie in the face!!! THAT'S ASKING TO BE INFECTED, YOU FOOL! Next time, Remove the head or Destroy the brain! USE A CROWBAR! THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE CALLS IT YOUR BEST FRIEND IN CASE OF AN OUTBREAK!
Let's only hope that the Iowa police can contain the situation and it doesn't spread further... We don't need Zombie Nuns terrorizin' our Streets, now do we?
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LOL....WOW!!! Not only was that very interesting to read, your comments gave me a great laugh (especially knowing how dramatic and funny it would sound if you said it out loud). Thanks for the laughs!!!
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